So, an Elfique with a dark paint job, black buttons, and a reference to Dante has got my mouth watering. Pretty sure that tells you more about me than it does about the box, but dammit if it doesn't look VERY cool.
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UPDATE: Tom (in comments) asked for a better picture of the grillwork on this demonic beast. I found this at the Saltarelle site.
UPDATE 2: I want to stress that I don't work for Saltarelle or get any kick backs, but I find this whole ad campaign very amusing! Check out the front page ad copy below.